self depreciation is my middle name

 

poems-and-word:

“I have long held the opinion that the amount of noise that anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity and therefore be regarded as a pretty fair measure of it.”

— Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation (via philosophyquotes)

the1timelady:
“ jayjaysingh:
“ daveandjadeotp:
“ jetgreguar:
“ i’ve been comprimised
”
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
”
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
”
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for...

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

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thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

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thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

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blocking the street with a DIY railway

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blind man driving

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AND as a snail on a speedway

(Source: 4gifs)

bob-belcher:

I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that line: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.” So he called the friend back, went dancing, had a great time, decided not to kill himself and wrote me a letter saying, “That line saved my life.” I was weeping [reading that]. What an offhand line to end up being so meaningful to someone. That blew my mind.  (x)

thoughtkick:

“Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.”

— Unknown
(via quotefeeling)

(Source: quotefeeling)

thatvegancosplayer:

thecutestofthecute:

merlynm:

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.